Today was a beautiful day and my Humans spent almost all of it on The Loud Large Grass Shortening Things. I can't think of anything more boring!
I tried to make them take breaks. I'd drop my Jollyball in front of the Loud Large Grass Shortening Thing.
And they would just yell at me to MOVE IT! You don't YELL at a dog with a Jollyball. You PLAY with a dog with a Jollyball. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
I might not let them sleep in my bed tonight!