Today I was awarded the coveted Gold Hydrant Award from Life With Dogs
This is a great honor for me and my mailbox overflowth!
But there is a disturbing plot that has been uncovered by this award. Life With Dogs is planning to KIDNAP ME!
Could this be true?
I might need to hire a bodyguard. Maybe I'll ask Mango. This is clearly a job for a relentlessly huge dog.