What the heck is an Ark? 'Cause my human's gonna build one.
I don't mind a little rain. I may not like gettin a bath but I have no problem gettin wet in the rain.
But when I try to come in the house and I'm wet I get chased with a towel. So sometimes I sit outside until I'm dry.
This way I don't have to hear the Smelly Dog Song.
Do you know the Smelly Dog Song?
What is that in your fur?
It's all your fault!
If you don't get in the tub,
You'll never get a tummy rub!
If there is any hope,
It's gonna take a lot of soap.
Turn such a smelly dog
Into a pleasant pup!
Yeah, I know it's silly but remember, I didn't make it up!