Friday, October 30, 2009

This Is Just Too Much. My Human Is Cheating On ME!

Well, I think I've told you all that one of my humans is off in a place called Ohio with my grandhumans. Supposedly one of the grandhumnas needed help but now I know that was all a ruse and I've got the pictures to prove it.

What kind of human goes off and cheats on the most special dog in the world? And then send pictures of the affair? I'm barkless.

Here is homewrecker #1. His name is Beau and I don't care how freakin cute anyone thinks he is!

Oh and now here is homewrecker #2. This is Dion. And Just look THEY went for a CAR RIDE! Like that isn't my most favorite thing in the world. Do you think I've been for a car ride lately? NO! But you just go off and drive around with other dogs.

Oh, here, just in case you didn't think this one was cute enough in the other picture. Now you can see his amazing blue eyes. Like I care about his lousy eyes.

And here I sit among the leaves. All alone. Sad and dejected. I don't even care if the human ever comes back from Ohio.

Oh not that it makes any difference that those dogs are my cousins and they were both homeless. Cheating is cheating and if you smell like another dog you are a cheater.


  1. Well, we do have a little weakness for those blue eyes.

  2. Hoover, that sucks! Be sure to give them cold shoulder when they get home!

  3. And when my mom goes off and does that to me she has the nerve to come home and say "Don't forget where YOU came from..." when I cop an attitude about it. I thought we were supposed to forget about where we came from. Like "today is the first day of the rest of your life..." I so feel your pain Hoover.

  4. Hoover we are sick for you. Can you imagine! What is the human mom thinkin. She better bring you lots of treats
    Benny & Lily

  5. Hi, Hoover!
    Don't worry! You are the # 1!
    Kisses and hugs

  6. I'm with The Herd!

    I don't have them but they make my mom get all gooey!

    I do think they'll be bakhk - after all, they've made KHWITE the investment in woo!

    PeeEssWoo: They do look like furry nice khanine furamily members!

  7. I agree - it's just wrong. If that is your car they are in, I would never get in it again, at least not until it's professionally cleaned, with steam..
    your pal, Morgan

  8. Mango weeps. That is just about the saddest post I ever read.


  9. ohh poor hoover, just hope they have a wash before they gets home so you at least dont have to smell thems other doggies

  10. Oh HOover!! They will come home I am sure of it! And perhaps bring you something special! Happy Halloween!

  11. I'm with you Hoover. It's just wrong. And you've got exactly the right idea because looking all sad and dejected will make them feel soooo bad, and then you'll get ALL the tensions when they get home.

  12. Hoover - your cousins may be cute but you are way cuter. I'm sure your human will be back, all contrite.
    Cheers, Hamish.

  13. Hoover! I am so sad to read this post. Your hooman will be back, sure!

  14. Awww, poor sweet Hoover. :-( I am sure your two-legger will try to make it up to you when they get home!

    But I gotta admit, those eyes sure are gorgeous. ;-)

  15. Hoover that is not cool, I'm right there with ya bud!


    PS. Mom says they are cute!

  16. *sniffles* That's so sad... Not only did they leave you but to come back smelling like other dogs? Horrible! That's happened to me a couple of times now. I feel your pain!

  17. Hoover..
    Practice your pouty face .. you need to give them the biggest guilt trip ever. So what if those heart breakers are very cute.. it's just plain wrong. I got your back.