Does this ever happen to you?
Your human(s) leave the home and are gone forever, and as if THAT weren't bad enough, when they come back the smell like another dog? A totally strange dog? And it's ALL OVER them?
Like, they didn't just pet this strange dog, but they rolled around with them!
This offends me!
If they are going out to where there are dogs, then WHY wasn't I allowed to go with them?