The humans are really bummin me out.
Yesterday they were gone all day at a flea market. FLEA MARKET? What in the world is a FLEA MARKET? And why would anyone spend all day there? Especially when there an adorable dog like me sitting at home needing some love. I don't understand!
Now today one of the humans is watching the glow box and yellin at some football game. If I remember correctly the same thing happened last year when the leaves started to get pretty and the nights got cool. Um But I still don't get it.
HELLO!? There's a dog here who would like a tummy rub!
Maybe I'll just grab a credit card and surf on over to Planet Dog and buy myself some new stuff.