In The Begining

So here's my life story. Or at least what I know of it.




My mom was pregnant and living on the streets of Tennessee.

She got picked up by the man and put in a shelter.

No one knew who knocked up my mom. (It might have been a Dalmatian.)

The shelter put her in a home for unwed mothers.

I was born with 2 brothers and a sister.

My mom and us youngins went to a foster home.

The foster humans put us up as puppyporn on petfinder.com.

The humans I'm living with now (the forever humans) paid lots o' money to have me trucked to Connecticut.

I traveled for days, by boat, from Tennessee to Connecticut. It was a long hard journey and only the strongest dogs survived.

My forever humans picked me up in Connecticut and we traveled for days, on a donkey, to New York.

And now I've lived here for almost 2 years!